I am currently preparing, mentally and physically, for a great and strenuous challenge. I am expecting a visitor, a tough woman to please, who will keep me on my toes, and egg me on into debauchery and bacchanalia; namely, my mother.

Our drunken spree begins no later than tomorrow evening, and by then I will have to have gathered all the strength I have left, harnessed my balls (of courage), and fully prepared to take on the challenge, which may prove life-threatening.

I ask my readers to send me their best wishes, and I need for them to believe that I will survive and emerge from the ashes of the next five days´ madness a better man, a stronger man. I need positive energies, so please, respected readers, collect them and send them over with haste.

I am counting on you.
I will survive,
..kH